Designer Therapy Sessions
Their idea of couples therapy? A three-way text with their SA at Gucci.
Spoiler: Retail always wins.
Collaborative Process
They’ve mastered the art of meeting halfway.
DOG MOM GOALS
Cecilia didn’t just marry Mitch.
She secured the greatest dog-sitter in modern history.
Bowie approves of this union.
QUALITY Time, Every Time
Some couples hike. Some meditate.
These two self-soothe with Dior shoes, Neiman Marcus strolls,
and a solid return policy.
[A POP-UP EXPERIENCE]
CEREMONY
It started with a spark. Then came missed texts, tile samples,
and one very high-maintenance dog.
2020
THE DM THAT LAUNCHED A THOUSAND TEXTS
2021
KIDNEY STONES & OTHER BONDING EXERCISES
2023
DOMESTIC BLISS(ISH)
One condo, two opinions.
Tore down a wall—and their sanity.
Survived paint debates, tile trauma,
and a “temporary” mini fridge that stayed for six months.
They emerged stronger and still in love.